I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
why is half of my head shaved?
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