where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
FUCK WHALES
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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