Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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