You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Duck Duck Cougar?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
