..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
