Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Randomize
