I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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