So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
