I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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