i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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