its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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