Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Send help, water and tortillas.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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