: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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