i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize