using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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