I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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