i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Randomize
