is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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