hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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