I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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