So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me