Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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