a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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