Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
what day is it and did you see me today?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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