He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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