Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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