i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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