sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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