My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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