apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Operation Purity has been aborted
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i believe in u and ur pee
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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