On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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