I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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