Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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