My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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