its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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