you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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