shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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