this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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