Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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