real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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