Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Randomize
