I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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