I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I still have a little drunk in my system
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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