Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(