I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
