i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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