I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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