you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
