He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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