like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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