so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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