I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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